alex asunder


President-elect Barack Hussein Obama
November 5, 2008, 4:41 pm
Filed under: freedom | Tags: , , ,

Congratulations to President-elect Barack Hussein Obama.

You carried out a hard fought campaign against an admirable opponent and a great American patriot, Senator John McCain.

While I vehemently disagree with the platform of your campaign, your personal associations, and many of your core political beliefs and ideas for the future of our nation, I pledge to you the following:

  • I will not stand by idly while our Constitution is under assault by liberal activist judges and leftist legislators who seek to undermine the very purpose of its foundation.

and finally and most importantly above all,

Congratulations President-elect Obama and may God bless.



Palin on Fey
September 23, 2008, 1:17 pm
Filed under: freedom | Tags:

(AP) […] Palin also said she watched Tina Fey impersonate her last weekend on “Saturday Night Live” – but only with the volume turned off.

“I thought it was hilarious. I thought she was spot on,” Palin said. “Didn’t hear a word she said, but the visual, spot on.” She said people in Alaska have remarked on the similarities for years, and that she once dressed up as Fey for Halloween.

For Halloween.

That’s priceless.



Obaminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles
September 4, 2008, 2:58 pm
Filed under: freedom | Tags: , ,

I just whipped this up this morning using Paint.NET.

Update:

Commenter at Ace’s:

219 OBAMA = JOE THEISMAN’S LEG

PALIN = LAWRENCE TAYLOR

Posted by: phreshone at September 04, 2008 12:08 AM (bsZk4)

hahaha.



Obama vs. Palin on abortion
September 2, 2008, 4:12 pm
Filed under: faith, freedom | Tags: , ,

“Look, I got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” he said. “I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby. I don’t want them punished with an STD at age 16, so it doesn’t make sense to not give them information.”

vs.

“Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support,” the Palins said.

Tom McMahon squares the issue nicely:

notsohypothetical

H/T to Jack at Reasoned Audacity.



Sarah Palin Facts
August 30, 2008, 1:16 pm
Filed under: freedom | Tags:
Vote for my mommy... or else!

Willow Palin: Vote for my mommy... or else!

Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.

Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.

Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.

Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.

Hahaha.

Great stuff.  More at Sarah Palin Facts.

H/T to Ace.



McCain picks Palin!
August 29, 2008, 4:56 pm
Filed under: freedom | Tags: ,

PalinVPSelection082908

Ace:

I just heard on CNN her husband’s a fighter pilot and loves craps. Nope: Her husband’s an oil jockey and champion snowmobiler. I heard wrong; they were talking about McCain.

Niiice.

Commenter @ Ace’s, Bart–

80 For the first time in my life I’m proud of my country.

Posted by: Bart at August 29, 2008 12:03 PM (/EpPq)

Ha!

This is truly excellent.

Rush during her speech,

I want this woman to age in office.

[…] She showed up today in a skirt, not a pantsuit. (paraphrase)

Update:

Rush post-speech:

Babies, guns, Jesus… Hot. Damn.